Lyrics

Snow is falling, but I’m seeing red,
Another year, I’d rather stay in bed,
They call it joy, but it’s a trap,
I’m just here to call their crap.

All the streets are filled with cheer,
But I’ve been done for the past few years,
Peppermints and candy canes,
I’d rather we just cut the reins.

They're hanging lights, but it’s all fake,
Another year, another ache,
They spread their cheer, but I say no,
It’s time to let Christmas go!

Merry Christmas, kiss my ass,
Take your tree and shove it fast,
Wrap your presents, tie ‘em tight,
I’ll light ‘em up and watch 'em ignite!
Your carols suck, your eggnog’s lame,
I’m tapping out of your stupid game.
So deck the halls? I think I'll pass!
Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!

The neighbors placed their plastic deer,
Same old junk from yesteryear,
Mistletoe and garland shine,
But none of it’s worth my time.

The gifts are wrapped, but what’s inside?
Just empty promises disguised,
Keep your presents, I’ve had enough,
This Christmas stuff is all a bluff.

They're hanging lights, but it’s all fake,
Another year, another ache,
They spread their cheer, but I say no,
It’s time to let Christmas go!

Merry Christmas, kiss my ass,
Take your tree and shove it fast,
Wrap your presents, tie ‘em tight,
I’ll light ‘em up and watch 'em ignite!
Your carols suck, your eggnog’s lame,
I’m tapping out of your stupid game.
So deck the halls? I think I'll pass!
Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!

Take your wreath, take your bells,
This holiday can go to hell,
All this cheer just makes me mad,
Yeah, I’m the Grinch, so call me bad!
Sick of sleigh bells, sick of snow,
All of it can go, go, go!
Holly, jolly? Nah, that's not me,
I’ll torch this whole damn Christmas tree!
Santa’s list? I’m crossing off,
"Fa-la-la-la-la" — man, I’ve had enough,
Wrap it up, throw it away,
A Christmas meltdown starts today!
Tinsel, lights, and all the gleam,
I’m tearing down this festive dream,
Holiday spirit? Now that’s a joke,
I’ll watch it all go up in smoke!

Merry Christmas, kiss my ass,
Take your tree and shove it fast,
Wrap your presents, tie ‘em tight,
I’ll light ‘em up and watch 'em ignite!
Your carols suck, your eggnog’s lame,
I’m tapping out of your stupid game.
So deck the halls? I think I'll pass!
Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!